Mafia: The Mob is Recruiting [Game Finished]

[Keanu Reaves]
Woah, deja vu.
[/Keanu]

All over again, welcome back!

So since she’s dead, she can’t be recruited, right?

Right?

:: clutches Woodchuck to bosom ::

And now is the part where I start to get nervous.

I’m nervous too. I think I threw up in your mouth a little bit.

Good Lord. What have you two been up tonight?

Don’t worry, there’s room for you in the outhouse too. All you gotta do is pee in our butts.

Yeah, I’m gross.

The old dotchan of course can’t be… but the new dotchan is Freudian Slit’s old role, so would only have any protections of that role.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Dammit, I have to go to a stupid all-hands off-site meeting, starting at 11. I won’t get out until after 5. I’m going to miss the start of Day 3. I won’t know who got capped until almost 6. :frowning:

Can I pee in your butts, too?! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Wow, we went straight over the lesbian sexual references and went straight to bizarre and disgusting fetishes. Awesome!

:dubious: Isn’t having a woodchuck a subset of pets? :dubious:

The Force is strong with this one.

I leave a Mafia game and come back to Two Girls, One Cup.

Seriously. The dawn cannot come soon enough to shine its light on this debauchery.

I’m not sure if more light will help. Well, maybe with my aim, but it won’t make things any less disgusting.

When I’m drunk in public, I have a disturbing habit of yelling for strangers to pee in my butt. There’s also the fun of asking new friends (or new employees at my old job, I’m the best/worst boss ever), “ok, I have a really serious question for you.” “Ooo-kay…” “Will you pee in my butt?”

Oh and Santo Rugger, you can pee in all my butts!

More so, actually, once we can see.

Umm ladies, before you so eagerly let Santo piss in your butts maybe you should ask him if his little BR problem ever resolved itself. Can’t be too careful these days. Sorry Rugger, just couldn’t reisist. :slight_smile: