Yeah, I’ve decided I DON’T want to know what I heard going bump in the night.
Dawn will be slightly delayed due to a work matter. Will be back to post soon.
Noooooo fluiddruid! You must come and stop this peeing-in-butts madness!
Woodchuck as in the cider, not the creature. I’m into Woodchucks, not woodchucks.
Don’t be jealous, HNC, I told you that you can play too! My butt is much like a public restroom.
Did I really just say that? I did take an intarwebs quiz that said I was 88% gross. I think maybe I should get extra percentage points on that.
Where is the pukey smiley when you need him? Where?
So tell me…what makes up the 12% that would take you all the way to 100%? I MUST know!
koldanar, I think it was my lack of love for bestiality. I love my manimals ridiculously, but not like that. And no, they don’t pee in my butt either. Humans only please. That, and I’m just not that into necrophilia. I know, I know, dead girls don’t say no, but I have just a touch more self-control than that. Believe it or not. Or else dotchan’s corpse woulda been in trouble!
I’m very, very sorry.
vote bufftabby
As a physician, I can authoritatively state that bufftabby is nasty.
So are you going to do her how that she came back to life?
I said I was very, very sorry. 
In the early morning hours, the town is quiet. Eerily quiet. As Dawn breaks, the Townspeople trickle out of their homes and assemble once again in the Town Square. The early morning dew almost makes the statue of Uncle Cecil seem misty-eyed.
The hasty count comes up one short. Worried faces look about as the missing person is identified - chrisk.
A swift search of the Town is organized, but it does not take long. chrisk is found on the steps of his house. He looks like he was strangled, but there is no evidence nearby. A brief search of his belongings reveals a tell-tale collar and The Good Book.
chrisk, a Priest, is dead.
The sun sets on Tuesday, March 18th at 11am CST. Morning results on their way shortly.
You guys do realize that I’m not really into watersports, right? RIGHT?!?
Whoa. Dead Priest. Not good.
Okay, I need to go home and have lunch before I have any sort of energy to deal with Day 4.
Ouch. I think we’re down a vigilante now. Chrisk was on my short list of suspects, and I suspect the vig felt the same.
Oh, and Drain, your full investigation results please. We’re both playing on borrowed time so there’s no point in being cute.
Wow, bumped off just when things were starting to get interesting!
clears throat. Go in peace, my brothers and sisters, and never fail to stand in virtue against the spread of darkness.
::scurries off to say hi to the forbidden thread::
[sub]Yay, town![/sub]
Well, since I survied both a lynch and the Night (a hell of a surprise) I would like to reiterate my request that, at the very least, the rest of the masons come out and claim so we can narrow the pool of suspects down even further.
Well you know if you put the body in a warm bath …
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…Was that outloud just now?