I know I’ve read several versions of that story–the only ones I can think of right now are The Barbed Coil by J.V. Jones, and Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman.
But if I found the doorway … I like to think I’d be cautious and find a way to make sure the door stays open, be properly provisioned, etc. Only I wouldn’t and I’d probably charge on through to fairy-land in my underwear with my hair in curlers or something.
I’ll warn them to stay out of your sock drawer. They don’t really mean to cause any trouble, honestly.
I love this thread. Brings out the best in people. 
I didn’t even realize that VZ had coverage that far west. After doing a little research, you are right, there actually are more cell offices in Narnia, than in Santa Fe.
That’s okay, I’d distract him for you… 
What do you people have against the Fair Folk? Did your pot of gold turn into a bag of leaves or something?
Would depend on the type of leaves, I expect, with this crowd.
Prepare to be subjugated!
More pixie dust for me! Whee!
Wait. Do Evil Overlords ever say “Whee”? I can’t remember. Perhaps I should’ve said “Muahahahahahaaa” there…
Join us! Just as soon as we smash up **CandidGamera’s ** camera.
And TheFaerie, you are welcome to him. We’ll watch from the sidelines.
Hey, now, I need that camera to record posterior… I mean, for posterity.
Eyes only, sweetheart. No record.
Besides, how do you know it’ll even work? At the very best you’ll need a damn long cord.
You’d deprive the world of the glorious sights beyond the wardrobe? 
Oh, I think the cord’s plenty long enough.
And thank you for the wonderful straight-line.
You’re welcome. It’s not as though you needed my help, though. I think you’d be fun to hang out with IRL.
True enough - there’s a straight line in almost anything, if one looks hard enough.
And I don’t know - I suspect that my verbal repartee schtick tends to wear on some people’s nerves after a while.
Well since you’re in WV, I doubt we’ll ever get the chance to find out, unless I visit the Great Golden Temple there (or whatever they call it, the dome is done in gold leaf).
Although I don’t think I’m dancing nekkid in WV. Not with you weirdos.
I call it the Common Sense and Practicality Memorial Dome.
I’m told by local pagans that it’s actually an excellent place to dance naked.
snort See, this is what I mean. But you know what I’m talking about? (the dome)
You start. Send a video.
One assumes you mean the capitol dome in Charleston. It’s domey, and covered in gold-leaf.
Oh, no. Don’t want to take the risk it’d go out on loan.
Everyone knows that the magnetic field in Faerieland makes videotape useless.
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One assumes you mean the capitol dome in Charleston. It’s domey, and covered in gold-leaf.
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:eek: No, this means there are two domes in WV that are covered with gold leaf. Years ago I went to a Hindu temple that had the dome in gold leaf, and the inside of the temple, too. I had no idea about the capital building.
Please? It’ll just be for me!..and a few friends.