Well a bunch of people have told me that I am a great person to confide in and talk to. So If ya need anyone to talk to or need advice I would be glad to help:)
Okay.
Where are my pants?
Which pair of shoes should I wear tonight ?
These ones …or these ones .
Very cute, but i’m talking about real advice.
I wish i knew where your pants are, sorry though can’t help you with that:)
Well, this is going to be a barren source of amusement.
Does this look infected to you?
You left your pants in my bedroom.
Now where the heck is my bra?
Here it is Mary. I found it in my sofa .
Do you one of my socks btw ?
Psssst: You know, dear, you have to get to know people before they are willing to trust any advice you are willing to give. Hang around, get to know people here, and you will have a much more enthusiastic response.
BTW, welcome to the best little message board on the net!
Scotti
Dear Amber,
I have yojimbo’s sock. Should I give it back?
Signed,
Socknapper
:eek: A hostage situation .
Close all the doors and call the Feds .
What advice can you give me on rectal pain?
Could you help me find someone at who’s house I could possibly lose my pants?
These two are not connected in any way, I swear.
Yojimbo, what is your other sock doing in my freezer?
Weeeellll , you know that chicken I said I ate :o
I hope I can participate…
I need help finding the owner of the pair of underpants that’s hanging off the ceiling fan…
I thought about moving this to MPSIMS, or even the PIT, but this one is just too much fun to let go of. 
Oh, give it time, and soon it’ll be like that Most Stubborn Doper thread you had two months ago.
Funny thing about advice,
The wise don’t need it , the fools don’t heed it.
Most of the dopers are wise, and playful.
<fishing some floatie thing out of the pool with the skimmer>
Now what is this, and how did it make it into my pool?
Mounds or Almond Joy? I can’t decide…