Friendly Advice:)

Lay off the tequila.

Worked for me!

Hey, Amber Skye, I was wondering how to get folks to tease me. Do you have any advice about that?

Rumour has it that raw potato whittled to size, dipped in Vitamin A cream and inserted up one’s fundament, can really help reduce rectal pain.

Or you could just give up the chillies

I have a problem with this friend. She said this, ummm… thing to me, and I, like, got mad at her. And then I told her to stop…ummmm…like, saying things to me, y’know? And, like, she got mad at me! Like, what should I do?

(Flipping my hair back and smacking my gum…)

I’m afraid you can see this thread is going nowhere.

I think it’s too general.

We have had many successful advice threads in the past, and they all started with a speciality.

Like “Ask the ___”

Try clicking here for ideas.
Good luck finding a niche.

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Do I wear the green dress or the blue one?
Do you know Dear Abby?
Is your advice free or do we have to pay?
What have you done lately to stamp out ignorance?
Do you know Cecil personally?

giggle

Well, he’s all…and then she’s all…and then he goes…and then, she’s like…

Probably just tasted like chicken.

Oh, and MaryAnnQ? I decided I didn’t need the pants that badly after all. You’ll have to make up your own mind about the bra. :slight_smile:

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 09-16-2000 at 08:46 AM]

~Amber-Skye~, how on earth do you expect anyone to confide in you here when everyone in the world can read it???

Way to make an entrance, ~Amber-Skye~.

Welcome.

Men’s or women’s? And what color?

I’m missing my leopard spotted briefs. Jeep’s Phoenix, what do those underpants look like?

What did he tell you about what we were talking about?

I’ve got your underpants, Lynn.

AmberSkye: Could you give me some advice on the cheapest way to mail them back to her?

The underpants in question are ladies panties, with a purple tiger-stripe pattern.

Ok, Euty, since you don’t want your pants then I’m sure you won’t mind if I take…errr…borrow the money I found in your wallet. Thanks.

Oh. Can’t help you, then. Mine were solid purple.

Oooh, oooh! Euty in a thread with no pants on!! Why am I always late to these things?!?

~Amber-Skye~, is there a way for people to notify me when there’s a thread going on that includes half-naked moderators?

2 questions:

  1. Which moderators?
  2. Which half?

Any moderators.

As to which half, it would depend on the moderator! I mean, I have a feeling that manny’s chest wouldn’t be near as exciting as Tuba’s! (I could be wrong!)