As the French would say:
“Advice, the gift that everyone gives and nobody takes.”
I dunno. I’ve heard rumors that Manny has a set of nipples that would make the Pope go gay.
Ah yes , but are his nipples like fighter pilots thumbs ?
What’s the best way to dispose of a corpse?
Those are mine and I ain’t no lady. How did you get them? I wasn’t that drunk, I know damn well.
Sorry. :embarrassed: The cut just looked a little feminine…
Would you like them back? I’m not sure how they got on the ceiling fan, much less in my apartment, but…
Where have all the flowers gone?
I demand to know!
Hmmm…, I see the beginnings of the pantless clique at the SDMB…
If it’s a thong, they’re mine.
Jeep’s! You found my underwear! I was WONDERING where I left those…
::takes off her pants:: I’m in! 
Yep. They’re thong.
Well damn…You guys aren’t the only ones having problems. I can’t seem to find a single piece of clothing around here. Woooooo Hooooooo Nekked time:)
Welcome to the SDMB! 
THANX:))
Dear ~Amber-Skye~:
Would it be a good idea for me to try and blackmail slyt–an unnamed moder–I mean unnamed poster for waiting until newbies are nude before welcoming them?
Sincerely,
A. Doper
P.S. How can I find out who has my purple panties? All I know is that they weren’t on the ceiling fan.
Do you know how many times I’ve ran around here naked and you never once welcomed me??
She was NOT welcomed because she took her clothes off. She was welcomed because she decided to join in on the fun instead of throwing a hissy fit-something lesser posters have done in the past.
And frankly, some of you would be welcomed with enthusiasm if you would put your clothes back on!
~Amber Skye~, I just want to throw out an additonal welcome to you for being so cool that we hijacked this thread to Cuba and back.
As slythe said, you could have just pitched a fit (as many, many posters have done before you) but you saw that we meant no harm and decided to join in. That’s cool.
Now, let’s go see who else we can get nekkid!
Hmm. Why do bad things happen to good people, and good things to bad people? And why does God sometimes screw with our heads by making good things happen to good people, neutral things happen to neutral people, and bad things happen to bad people? Can’t the universe be consistent?
Also … I have a friend who thinks that mathematics is a science. He has red hair. Should I tell him that his fly is open?
SSU