They belong to the woman of longest surviving friendship I have. I haven’t seen my friend in 4 years and she was only here for about 12 hours at my house with her three kids and husband while on route during a driving vacation from California to Michigan and a jillion points in between. It was frenzied during her time. They were tired from the road. so we didn’t really talk like we wanted, but it was a connection.
She managed to forget her underpants and socks, which are now in the washer. I want to send them back to her, but do a gag gift. They are not Victoria’s Secret. They are like your mom’s or grannies underpants. My friend, after three kids and pear-shaped genetics what they are…well, you get the picture.
I was thinking of using heavy starch on them to see if I could make them stiff like cardboard and mailing them back to her like a postcard.
I am open for suggestions.
As you sit there in your tiny cubicles on Friday, sipping coffee to stay awake while desperately trying to look busy to avoid more work that will FUBAR your day into overtime, think about my dilemma.