I was having breakfast in IHOP the other weekend when I encountered a strange phenomenon that’s crossed my path once or twice in the past. When I picked up my fork to dive into my french toast, the end stuck to the knife. Not like with gum, mind you. The fork and knife were magnetized. I was able to pull the knife across the table with my fork and then pulled it completely off the table and then spun it around with my finger, the knife stayed attached to the fork the entire time.
So what gives? Should I be registering for Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, or is there another perhaps more plausible explination for this strange occurance?
If I AM a mutant, don’t worry I promise to use my powers mainly for good and only for evil once or twice a month.