[link deleted] is a website that, for a mere $32.50, promises to take a crap in a box and send it off to the victim of your choosing. They provide a fabricated return address, so it is impossible to trace back to you. It appears to be a legitimate site.
I also found a website called [link deleted], which offers up a similar service, only they use a turd bag, and apparently pass the savings along to the consumer (only $14.95).
How can this be legal? Are there any federal laws that would prohibit someone from sending fecal matter through the USPS? Would using such a service put you at any risk of being fined/jailed/sued?
More importantly, is there any way to confirm that the turd was actually received by the victim, without implicating yourself or raising suspicion?
I don’t know but I have the definite feeling that sending excrement of any kind through the mail is illegal. Probably classed as a hazardous material because of health reasons.
And don’t kid yourself that website owners can, or will, protect your privacy in case something illegal is done. Just today a whole bunch of people were arrested on child pornography charges and they were all traced by the FBI through the use of websites. A subpoena is hard, and damned expensive, to resist. Why should a website owner resist when he (or she) is already in trouble for committing an illegal act?
I somehow doubt if it is illegal, yet. You know one of those things that has never come up to get a law passed against doing. I assume you want to know about the delivery, so that you can somehow revel in the knowledge. I read a book once on famous practice jokes and it stated that the true practical joker does not want to know exactly what happened. They do it and then sit around thinking about all the possible outcomes. You would probably be better of going by this principle.
My PO has a big sign about the things you aren’t allowed to mail, and one of the things on the list is biological matter- like blood, body parts, and, presumably, poop.
No, the USPS doesn’t mention human excrement specifically, but the restrictions on what you can and can’t mail are probably broad enough to cover somebody sending you a box of dumpage.
It’s biological material and it’s also crawling with contaigon, so the postal inspector would probably have little trouble zinging you for sending infectious material or biological products.
So don’t do it-send him a dozen dead roses or a dead fish instead. Maybe a box of chocolate-covered pearl onions, perhaps?
It is hazardous biological material, and subject to special shipping and labelling requirements, including listing the contents on the exterior, or a packing list accessible from the exterior.
As far as I know, if it is packaged and shipped properly, shipping it is NOT a crime.
So the question might as easily be, are you committing a crime if you shit in a box in your boss’s office (this way, you remove the issue of transport :p)? I don’t really have a clue. If you do it while he/she is out of the office, I wouldn’t think you’d be liable for any kind of public indecency charge.
Dude, $35?? All you hafta do is take a crap in a box (You can handle that, right?) And drive up and place it in the guys mailbox, getting around the transportation matter. and its cheaper and no risk of the website crapper giving you up to the FBI or somthing
you would want to use someone elses poo. you don’t want to have the headlines read: “mad pooper found by fbi, he left a dna skid.”
there was a case in upstate pa. someone gave a councilman a large jar of bovine manure labeled “the bs stops here.” the councilman thought it was a “hoot” and placed it prominatly in his office… where a ray or two of sunshine could hit it. the manure was not “cured” and gathered heat from the sun… and KABOOM!!! the manure burst out of it’s container, splattering all in its path. there was also a bit of a fire. they decided that the person who gave the jar was not a terrorist, or out to get the councilman, just a guy who didn’t know the power of manure.
C’mon! The website (yes, I have been to it before) hermetically seals the poo and packages it. There is no problems with mailing it. You’re safe. Next time we go deleting sites because they might contain something illegal, go after thesmokinggun.com . They publish police reports, which might detail how a pipebomb was made. Seriously, we have a lot more to worry about than medically sealed dog poo.
