I was eating sushi last night and struck up a conversation with the guy sitting next to me. He’s been in town for the last week and a half setting up a major event which will be held at an estate in the Montecito area. He told us it was a wedding and that it would be huge news. He signed a contract and couldn’t tell us who it was but he figured that the news would leak by Thursday.
Of course he could have been full of shit but he seemed credible to me.
Who do you think it is?
Haj
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? Unless they’re already married. I don’t keep track.
Huge news huh, how about Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck?
As long as Natalie Portman isn’t involved…
It would probably be celebrities who already live in Santa Barbara. My guess: Santa Barbara residents Nancy Reagan and Matt Damon.
And you thought the age difference between Billy Joel and his new bride was big…
Jenifer Lopez is out of the question, I guess…
This was my exact thought. I don’t think they’re married yet. Are they considered major celebrities? I guess he is.
I went to a wedding in Montecito in July. Nice place.
hm, was i invited? nope
am i getting married? nope
anybody I know getting hitched? nope [ok, not that i know of, but it is remotely possible.]
so who gives a crap. not going to be there, or getting married, or personally know the people, who needs to give shit? it will hit the news or not in its own time, or not, and there is no need to even waste the time speculating who is getting hitched.
What is the big fat hairy deal with going gaga over celebrity weddings? chances are they will get divorced in a few months any way. I am not likely to ever get involved with johnny dep, so i could really give a care if he marries jennifer anston or whoever the current version of john holmes is.
Well, since Jennifer Lopez is already married, how about Elizabeth Taylor and somebody?
Elizabeth Talor and Michael Jackson!
Well, it is the Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share forum. 
But yeah, many celebrity marriages are shortlived.
Britney Spears. Third time’s the charm.
What do we win if we’re right?
I’m gonna guess – Oprah and Stedman.
There was a second one?! I am so out of the loop.
Oh, and hajaro, looks like you and I should team up and do some sleuthin’. A restraining order from a celebrity is a certain amount of celebrity in and of itself.
Her first marriage lasted 55 hours, her current one is due to end sometime late Wednesday, so Saturday’s nuptials to the lucky winner of a fan club sweepstakes is possible.
:smack: My apologies, hajario.
If the two of you sleuth it out, be sure to bring along a camera.
Because we’ll want to be entertained at your expense.
Well, there was that whole deal about whether the last one was actually legal so maybe she wants to do it again?
I was going to guess Oprah and Stedman, too. But I think an Oprah wedding would take a lot of planning, the pre-nup alone would keep a gaggle of lawyers busy for quite some time.
I dunno. Why don’t you start a thread to find out why, since I’ve seen no one go “gaga” in this thread (which, as mentioned before, is in the Mundane, Pointless forum)?
According to the trashy magazine my wife reads and that I read on the toilet, a glass company just made a bunch of crystal boxes with “Ashton and Demi” engraved inside a heart. I think it was a jewlery box, or some other bric-a-brac type of thing. I remember because they were $600 each, plus another $75 for the engraving, which I found to be slightly more absurd than I was for reading about it.
Well I’m certainly not gaga. Whomever it is, and if it actually happens, won’t change my life in the least. I just thought it would make a fun thread.
Haj