A local commercial has a voiceover saying ‘Make it happen, Captain!’ This sounds off to me. I think Captain should be pronounced Cap’n in order to match happen.
Do you prefer ‘Make it happen, Cap’n!’, which more closely rhymes; or ‘Make it happen, Captain!’, which properly pronounces the title?
Smoke me a kipper, Skipper; I’ll be back to check the poll.
I will give my permission for you to use the rhyming version of my name, do not abuse it
CAPT
Where’s the “Pedant” option? 
‘Make it happen, Pedant!’
Nope. Doesn’t rhyme.
Reported!
I’ll wait and vote against the majority view.
Damn. I thought this was going to be about a new flavor of Cap’n Crunch cereals.
Well, the way I say it, I’d probably spell it Cap’n, but it really doesn’t rhyme. It’s the ca of cat, followed by a glottal stop while my lips close to make an M, not an N. I guess I could say happen the same way, but I wonder if it would be recognizable.
It’s your pick, slick.
Whatever you say, Johnny L.A.
It’s really all up to you, foo.
But if you say it in a Cockney accent …
Make it happen, guv’nor?
Let 'er rip, Skip!