It’s that time of year again…International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Why were pirate ships well insulated?
better R value
Why are pirates great singers?
(They can hit the high C’s!)
Last week in the store I cashier at, a four year holding a big lollypop suddenly put it over her eye and said “Arrrrr matey.” We all cracked up.
Did ye get yer Pirate Name yet? Mine be “Eel Breath Jack.”
Shiver me timbers, mine be “Crafty Joe Cutty”. 'Tis worse than the Black Spot.
Arregards,
Shodan
Ahoy, me maties, Capt’n Bill Bloodbucket considerin’ th’ nature of existence. Me thinks, therefore me arrrrr!
What the Bloomers are ye doing, me beard, it be gone. I be forever known as Cap’n Ron No-Beard
Cap’n Doug Greenbeard 
Pirate Kathryn the Dagger, arrr!
Syphilitic Roger Straw here. Not one I would have chosen myself…
Pirate Wenchy the Hatless!
Blackbeard singing in the dead of night
take these sunken ships and learn to float
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment and a boat…
…and it be drivin’ me nuts!
Arrrrh! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Have at it, me mateys.
Sid: Why did you say the pirate’s corn was too expensive?
Kidd: Because it’s a buccaneer.
Arr, you be a few pieces of eight short, me boyo!
Arrrh! That’s what I get for searching on “pirate.” Mods, do what ye will wit’ this un.
Mine be “Fat-Ass Bryan Dagger.” 
Threads merged by Pirate Bernice the Dagger.
Still better than Leprous Tobias Bonny.