Get ready to shiver your timbers.
I’ve instructed the receptionist to answer the phone tomorrow thus: “Ahoy there, this is [company name]. Arrrrrrr!”
Avast ye, me beauties, or I’ll keel-haul you!
ARRRRRR!! i heard about this the other day, off b3ta i think.
i really don’t care if anyone else in the office joins me, Cap’n Berserker will be splicing the mainbrace! ye’arrrr! walk the plank mateys! Arrr! etc ad infinitum til somebody sacks or punches me. (probably both)
Arrrrrrrrr, there’s bloody parrot poo on me shoulder, arrrrr.
Hey, don’t use it all up. It doesn’t start until tomorrow.
Splice the mainbrace! Oops.
Whar’s me 'at?
Ah…, ‘ere it is!
[puts on hat]
Methinks tomorrow is bein’ roight slow about gettin’ 'ere, don’t ye know?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of evian (well I AM still at work).
Do I have to talk like that the whole day, or can I just do it in inspired fits and spurts? I don’t think I can remember to do it the whole day, you know!! 
(I think I can at least wear a striped shirt, bandana and big hoop earrings all day tomorrow…!)
Arr! Hoist the billabong and keelhaul the scurvy blighters! Arr! I’s can’t WAIT for tomorrow, Arr!
Arr! Count me in!
Yarrr, you scurvy land-lubber. It’s tawk like a pirate day, not dress like one, you festering bilge rat. Dress like a pirate day is Oct 31. Arrr!
Does this mean I have to re-edit all the stories at my magazine into Pirate-Speak?
I’ll buy it if you do. You can put Cap’n Jack Sparrow on the cover and do some kind of tie-in.
The Latest Eye-Patches for Fall: Tweed Is “In!”
How To Get Parrot-Poop Out of Your Chanel Suit
Walking the Fashion Plank—In Jimmy Choo!
Going from a “Piece of 8” to a “Piece of 4” in Two Weeks!
The Latest Work-Out Gear from Davy Jones’ Locker!
No need to get ye britches in a tangle, me beauty. Use the finest English-Pirate Translator that can be found on the seven seas to titivate ye magazine. You’ll be getting doubloons from all the buccaneers and scallywags in port once ye make it a proper pirate magazine. Arrrr.
I hope Hamlet! doesn’t find out about all this.
::steps off gangplank::
Finally, a day when no one will stare at me when I say “Shiver me timbers.”
I would like to suggest that everyone who posts in this thread has to say “Arrrrr” at the end of it. Arrrr.
Great. Now I can’t get rid of the visual of Cap’n Jack with a Tweed Eye-Patch!! Not to mention fashion models walking the plank with parrot-poop on their shoulders …
BTW, where’s the eye-patch smiley? Would it be a cross between these two: 
:wally ?
Oh! And …
Arrrr!
Jimmy Choo plank?
Dahling, this season all the best scurvy sea-dogs are wearing Manolo Blahnik peg legs. Jimmy Choo is so out!
Arrr.
I would have expected houndstooth.
Arrr. Shiver me browser.