This year it’s on a Tharrrrrsday so hoist some grog ya landlubber!
Or maybe it’s International Disguise Your Day Like A Ninja Day.
Well, shiver me timbers and blow me down!
Thar be a thread from last year which got hauled up from Davey Jones’ locker. Mebbe the mods might be a’splicin’ them togedder.
Stwike him, Centuwion! Knock him wuffwy to the gwound!
Whoops, sorry! I thought it said “Talk Like Pilate Day”! :smack:
I have a Board meeting this morning. This should be fun.
Why couldn’t the little pirate go to the movie?
Because it was rated arrrrrr!
Some appropriate viewing for the occasion:
Brownie points if you can identify the movie the battle music is from! 
Arr. Blurf.
[insert caffeine.]
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
You are!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!
When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do,
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!
We’re second in da NL Central n’at, so yinz com awn out to PNC Pork 'n see us play da Padres today!
Why did the pirate use conditioner?
Corsair.
Damn your impertinence, Sir!
I did not join the King’s Navy to listen to your vile puns!
Cross my hawse again and I’ll fire on you, Damn me if I don’t!
I posted this last light in the now-locked thread, I think it’s worth re-posting here: a movie trailer to get you in the mood:The Crimson Pirate. Yo ho!
Burt Lancaster, all sweaty and gorgeous. Fwaw-haw-haw!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
No, not R. 'Tis the C.
Je veux parler comme Jean Lafitte
I did mean not to intrude upon your privacy in this effective but alarming costume.
You mean Yul Brynner in The Buccaneer? :dubious: