It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Make it count, savvy?
AAR! Happy International Talk like a Pirate Day, Mateys!
Avast! anti virus has added a Talk Like A Pirate Day modification for their software.
Shiver me timbers, an’ walk me plank! Yarrrrr! Where’s me grog!
… So anyways, I says to th’ wench, says I, ‘Show me where the treasure is, an’ I’ll show you where the sharrrrrk bit me!’ I remember it were off the coast of Floridarrrrrr, in a place they called Mephisto’s Trapezoid. She whar a trim beauty from Indiarrrrrrr, so she showed me her Tantric Treasure Trail. Avast! Talk about yer ‘pirate booty’! An’ she seemed to like th’ cut o’ me jib, if ye savvy!
Willin’ to deliverrrrrrr black spots for a few doublloooooons.
Have ye heard 'bout the new pirate movie??
It’s rated AAARRRRRRRR!!!
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This made me giggle a lot.
If you are on Facebook you can change your primary language to English (pirate) it is a total hoot!
Be there a bank 'round these parrrrts? I need to change two pieces of eight for eight pieces of two.
and mighty irksome after the first hour
Ask the nice people at Tarrrrrget if they’ll make change.
Avast, Tom Smith’s song on the subject:
*When wenches are curvy and dogs are all scurvy
And a soft-wear patch covers your eye,
Ta hell with our jobs, for one day we’re all swabs
And buccaneers all till we die!
So hoist up the mainsails and shut down your brain cells,
They only would get in the way,
Avast there, me hearty, we’re havin’ a party,
It’s “Talk… Like… A Pirate” Day!*
Here’s me keyboard, ye scurvy dogs!: http://www.innergeek.us/blog/2007/09/pirate-keyboard.gif
A joke by me 7-year-old son, as fine a buccaneer as ever sailed the Spanish Main:
Q: What do pirates wear when they go golfing?
A: Arrrrrrrgyle!
A fine freebootin’ Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye all!
I’ll skewer yer gizzard, ye salty swine…Shiver me timbers ye scalawage bilge-rat! To the poop deck!
What be our ship called, mateys? I’ve a bottle of rum and it’s not christening itself, y’know.
They have fresh Pirate Corn on sale at the local market.
Buccaneer.
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The Good Ship Venus, of course!
(NSFW: Language)
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Is that a steering wheel in your pants?” The pirate says “Aye, 'tis, and it’s driving me nuts!”
Arrrr…
A pirate walks into a bar, with a huge parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ‘Where did you get that?’ The parrot says, ‘The Caribbean!’