I be Cheatin’ Ian Smithe, matey.
This’ere sacrrrred day be fallin’ on me wedding anny-verrrsarrry, which limit the proper talkin’ aye be allowrrred. Damn and blast… but we is going to the Seafire Grill, which make up ferrr it. Arrrr.
Yarr, I almost missed that 'twas ITLAPD, ye scurvy dogs! Hope ye all had a good time.
Cannon Balls Madeline. I like it.
Cap’n Jade Sharkchum
Not sure why it put “Cap’n” in me moniker. My first name couldn’t be anymore feminine.
To those of you who got the “Cap’n” label, does your first name begin with a “C.”
I opted for Drink Like a Pirate Day instead.
Mine be “Pirate Butch the Disgruntled,” as it happens. Laugh, and I’ll keelhaul the lot of ye like the mutinous dogs ye are.
Cap’n Jack What’s-His-Name
::bump::
Just a remindarrrgh it’s ITLAP day again.
FWIW, my pirate name is “Pirate Hugo the Drunk”
Drinking rum before 10:00a.m. make you a pirate, not an alcoholic, matey!
All ye landlubbers suppose “R” is the pirate’s favorite letter, but 'tis the “C” he loves before all others.
Avast! ye scurvy seadogs, Cap’n Jaques Backstabber be here to plunder and pillage his way 'crost the seven seas!
…as soon as I’ve had me morning tea…
Prepare to be boarded, I be Sea Monkey Walt. I’ll be dead in a few days.
Tax Evadin’ Anita Smythe.
So, how would Johnny Depp, in character as Whitey Bulger, talk like a pirate today?
“AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh-ruh!”
Mine is “Black Death Walt”
So, that will be $105 each for your ticket for today, but I can drop it to $63 a day if you buy 5 days all together. That’s over a $200 Savings if you buy now! Also, you can’t bring any food into the park…
Ah don’t be rememberin which comedy show 'twas–it be nearin thirty-foive year ago–but the black-oot bits between sketches were from “THE PIRATE ALPHABET”:
- Me hearty brandishes ‘is cutlass an’ bellows: “R” (a’coorse);
- Anuther of me crew points to ‘is patch, flips it oop an’ says “EYE”;
- Differen’ buccaneer snatches a bot’le, takes a swig, spits it all over me deck and hollers “TEA?”
That’s all I got–'twer only a half-oor show.
If I use my Doper name I am the feared pirate Cap’n Skyler Firecrotch.
If I use my real name I get Pirate Eugene the Disgruntled, which isn’t nearly as cool.
Yarr, me hearties, a very happy ITLAPD to the lot o’ ye!