When I was a kid, there was a Saturday morning show called The Kids from C.A.P.E.R. In one episode, the villain was the Phantom of the Drive-In Movie.
I have to admit that I stole that one from a Gary Larsen comic.
Tollbridge Over The River Kwai
School Of Polka
Galileo del Toro’s Pistachio
Off-White and the Seven Achondroplasiacs
Reasonably Priced Guy
Easy Stroller
Farewell, My Cucumber
The French Phone Connection
Green Flashlight
Kiss Me Not Too Hard
Christmas-related Happenings on 34th St.
Wages of French Fries
Die With Difficulty
Reasonable Expectations
Baseball Field in the Corn
Texas Chainsaw Disagreement
Touch of Badness
The Object
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So the coolest music you’ve ever heard starts playing, and starts building and building, to the point where you’re ready for a ’70s-style action hero so damn cool he’d make Sean Connery look like Roger Moore; and, finally, the lyrics start to tell the story:
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
JOHN!
You’re damn right! Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
JOHN!
Can you dig it? Who’s the cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about?
JOHN!
Right on! They say this cat John is a baaad mother…
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I’m talkin’ 'bout John!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
Beverly Hills Street Sweeper
Aluminumfoil Finger
Walks with Dachshund
Dr No But Well Maybe OK
Raiders of the Lost Remote
Las Vegas Jones and the Chapel of Love
Star Trek - The Search for Sock.
Pelvis
Bubble Trouble
It Happened at the Accountants Convention
The Nubble on Girls
Viva Gary Indiana
Sid Galahad
Mild in the Country
Gulls! Gulls! Gulls!
Crumbcake
Pee-ew Hawaii
Full Metal Ugly Christmas Sweater
Attack of the Somewhat Disruptive Tomatoes
The Man Who Shouted a Yo Mama Joke at Liberty Valance from Two Blocks Away
That Thing Where, Like, the Insurance Company Pays Twice the Amount—You Know What I’m Talking About, Right?
Tora…More Tora…Just Another Pinch of Tora
It came from Schenectady