Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Disrobed Lunch
Pulp Non-Fiction
Train Locating
There Will Be Plasma
Rebel With No Particular Direction
Putterer, Clothier,Trooper, Secret Agent

The Three-Hundredth Man
A Buzzard Has Landed
Bill & Ted’s Vague Wanderings
Hatched Free

No Country for Guys Who Are Past Their Prime

There Will Be Mud and Some Really Icky Stuff

Reasonably Believable Grit

You Can Take It With You

The Thingamajig

Paws

The Peckish Games

Codzilla

Dr. Phil and Mr. Biden

The Dummy

Little Shop of Snorers

Anatomy of a Parking Ticket

Lawrence of Topeka

The Devil Wears Target

The Man Who Sneezed at Liberty Valence

Thirty Seconds Over Des Moines

Farmer Zhivago

Die Quietly and Peacefully

The Plain And Quiet Seven

55 Days at Omaha

The African Queen of the Desert, aka Priscilla

The Maltese Buzzard
From Here to a Really Long Time
Footsie
10:30 P.M. Cowboy
HASH

Raiders of the Lost Refrigerator

Guess Who’s Coming to Snack
Mission Moderately Difficult
Injure Bill
Reservoir Puppies
Apocalypse Next Week Thursday

Harold and Kumar Find a Bag of Stale Cheetos behind the Sofa

Krakatoa, Cup of Java

Never Say Never Again With These Exceptions:

Kinda Muted On The Western Front

And No Birds Sang, Wait One Just Did

All Of The Presidents Menus

Babette’s Yeast

The Empire Goes On Strike

Meaning Of The Meaning Of Life: Meta Python

Sleepless in Schenectady

Plan 9 For Storage Space

The Great Escalator

The Gods Must Be Cranky

Slumdog Free Ticket Winner

An American in Pittsburgh

Singin’ In The Railway Station

Two Brides For Two Brothers

T: The Terrestrial

Raiders Of The Lost Arch Support

Raiders 2: The Temple of Doughnuts

The Fashion of Joan of Arc

Star Trek 2: Kahn Gets Upset

Ghost Sucker-Uppers

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
…as titles go one really can’t do much to diminish it, can they?

Crime and a Disapproving Talking-To

Ban Cheese in Inner Sharon

The Run-of-the-Mill Whorehouse in Texas

The Best Thirty Seconds of Our Lives