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Dial M for Mommy

Heard Her by Beth

Birder on the Orient Express

Goatherder by Numbers

Manhattan Melon Mystery

Mangy by Decree

How to Murder Your Fife

Burger on Flight 502

Muddy Girder

The Mouse That Squeaked

My Unfair Chick

The Unkempt Dozen

Checking In With Private Ryan

Medical Assistant Zhivago

The Song Remains Similar

Stop Making Sense. Or Keep On Making Sense; I Don’t Really Care.

Welcome to My Daydream

Find a Place for Me to Take Shelter, Mmm’kay?

The Moderately Impressive Seven

Tugboat Potemkin

Fast Times at Ridgemont Pre-School

The Iced Smoothie Man Cometh

2001: A Sphincter Odyssey

The Mundane Ambersons

The Man in the Flimsy Cardboard Mask

Some Things Somewhere at Different Times

Shoe Shiner’s Daughter

You’ve Got Male Features

Casino Royale with Cheese

Bringing Up Baby’s Lunch

The Bucket of Slop List

Sssssssssspam!

The Fandom Of The Opera

Merde In The Rue Mork

Big Trouble With Little Cheney

Goldphalanx

Praise The Red Laundry

The Man In The Iran Mosque

Goat Busters
Of Lice and Men

The Masque of the Red Desk

The Broad Line of Some Random Color

The Dead Stay Dead and Buried

Resident Alien Kane

The Toll Bridge Over the River Kwai

Fiddler on the Porch

An Ordinary Day at the Museum

Celsius 232.778

The Raisins of Wrath

Hung Jury at Nuremburg

The Footlocker of Dr. Caligari

Unhappy Crew on the Bounty

Last Dance Lesson in Paris

Catch Me In the Can

The Squeeze of Fronkensteen

The Man From Siam and I

Mary Pop Tarts

Paint Your Toy Truck

Annie Get Your Can of Pepper Spray

Singin’ In The Fog

A Bride For A Brother

An American In America

A 008 Extravanganza

Dr. No… Well, Yes…Well, Maybe

From Russia With Cordiality

Bronzefinger

Underball

On Her Majesty’s Lawn Service

Diamonds Are For the Near Future

Live and Let Live

The Man With the Really Expensive Gun

The Spy Who Was Kinda Keen On Me

Moonduster

For Pretty Much Everyone’s Eyes

Octoweenie

Always Say Never Again

A View to a Sprained Ankle

The Livingroom Nightlights

License To Drive

GoldenSpleen

Tomorrow Seldom Kicks the Bucket

The World is Adequate

Die 23 Years From Now

Casino Blue Collar

A Discrete Quantity of Solace Proportional In Magnitude to the Frequency of the Radiation it Represents

Chicken Little Sky

Ghosties

Time’s Up, Now Croak Already

Insalubrious Attraction

Dishonorable Illegitimate Offsprings

The Best Little Warehouse In Textiles

Scooperman

Some Like It Tepid

A Fistful Of Pesos

The Gangs of New Brunswick

Apothecary Now

The Gross Muppet Crapper

Cinnabon

Dial M For Muffins

The Exercise

Dad Men Don’t Wear Pleats

6 1/2

The Life Of e

I’m Gonna Get You Suppa

Goodwill Dumping

8 Meal

The ‘Wiches Of Feast Week

WordGames

Bring Me Some Bread And Al Fredo Tortillas

The Fabulous Baked Beans

Gone With the Flatus

Opprobrious Basterds

The Mild Bunch of Chartered Accountants