Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

From Russia, With Postage Due

Lawrence of Kansas

Breakfast at IHOP

The Buns of Navarone

Worst Side Story

Around Topeka in 80 Days

In Which, What the Fuck is Wrong with Those People, Even I Know Better than to Do That

The Attempted Train Robbery

Upper East Side Story

Sink the Von Papen

Enormous Mass Of Sand

Fists of Peevishness

In This One the Plane Does Not Go Down But Other Crap Happens

The Aluminium Alloy Lady

Gerbils On a Plane

Less impressive, more adorable.

Lawrence of Albania

Disinterested Inhabitants of the General Neighborhood (Who are Mostly Annoyed by Talking Pests)

The Stanford Wives

What About Robert?
Split Ends
From the Left of Compton

Dork Shadows

specs, styes and videotape

References but Is Entirely Unlike Any Part of a Real Event

Dirty Rotten Sandals

Interview With An Umpire

Lord of the Fries

To Take Photos of a Mockingbird

The Earth, The Skin, and Satan

Out of Arkansas

Great Explanations

The Vajazzle Homologues

Try Hard: With A Conscience

Train of Gnomes

I Heard Hiccupees