Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

No Country For Old Meat

Breakfast at Target

In Cold Boogers

In Tepid Plasma

Throw Money From The Tram

Dial X For Dyslexia

Raiders of the Lost Junk Drawer

Iron Man Fights Some Terrorists
Hulk Fights A Big Monster
Iron Man Fights Mickey Rourke
Thor Fights A Robot
Captain America Fights Some Nazis
The Avengers Fight Some Aliens
Iron Man Fights Another Rich Guy
Thor Fights A Cloud
Captain America Fights Some Spies
Some Science Fiction Guys Fight Some Other Science Fiction Guys
The Avengers Fight A Robot
Ant Man Fights Another Shrinking Guy
Captain America Fights Iron Man
Doctor Strange Fights Another Wizard
The Science Fiction Guys Fight Kurt Russell
Spider Man Fights Michael Keaton
Thor Fights A Woman
Black Panther Fights Another Black Guy
The Avengers Fight A Big Alien And Lose
Ant Man Fights A Ghost Woman
Captain Marvel Fights Some Aliens
The Avengers Fight A Big Alien And Win
Spider Man Fights Jake Gyllenhaal
Black Widow Fights A Russian Guy
Shang Chi Fights His Father
Some Science Fiction Guys Fight Each Other
Spider Man Fights A Bunch Of Guys From His Old Movies
Doctor Strange Fights Scarlet Witch
Thor Fights A Guy With A Sword
Black Panther’s Sister Becomes Black Panther And Fights A Water Guy
Ant Man Fights That Weird Guy From The Loki Show
Those Science Fiction Guys Fight Another Science Fiction Guy

Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Destiny

It’s A Wild Wild Wild Wild Wings

Star Drek

Paralegal Activity

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Peggy-Poo.

Valley of the Doll Parts

Harry Poppins and the Odor of Phoenix

Mauve Rain

Lizards on a Bus

…and the ever popular…

We Swear the (Star/Director) Will Retire After This One

The Chartreuse Kilometer

Dad’s Boot

Partner: “Oh, no! The coffee is making itself!”

Paralegal: “Dude. I’m right here. Can’t you see me?”

Wondering Woman

Skymall

The Dark Light