Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

The Whining

-“BB”-

Once Upon a Time… in Oxnard

The Friends with a Piece of Jewelry
The Two Tall Buildings
The Guy in Charge Comes Back

The Charge of the Dull Brigade

The Shawshank Repossession

A Town Killed Alice

Wait, that’s going the wrong way… A Clown Called Alice

Alice in Study Hall Doing Algebra Problems

The Cattle of Britain

The Planet of the Capes

Enter the Large Lizard

Toothloose

The Breakfast Sub

The Unbeatable Lateness of Bears

Interview With an Umpire

The Adventures of Skippy the Plush Kangaroo

How Green Was Mark Valley

Pee Wee’s Big Venture Capitalist Acquisition

A Disjointed Mishmash of Vaguely-Related Vignettes

Fun with Dick and Jane’s Chartered Accountant

A Calypso Now

First Blood: Hambone

Platoonies

The Sprytzer Who Came In From The Cola

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

North By Northwest Then Get Off At the Albuquerque Exit

Space Jam & Jelly

Star Warts

-“BB”-