Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

A Well Known Character’s Origin Story All Over Again.

The Hunchback of Second Avenue Unitarian Church

The Halfback of Notre Dame

Less Miserable

Mediation at Nuremberg

Country for Old Men.

The Buns of Navarone

The Great Avoidance

Physician’s Assistant Zhivago

On a Clear Day You Can See For Two Or Three Miles

Nick Looking Chick.

White Czechs

Fiddler on the Patio

The Sound of Tunes

The Poseidon Inconvenience

The Postman Just Delivers the Mail

Superman IV: The Quest For Peace And Quiet Or I Will Turn This Car Around

Considering how Superman resolved the conflict in the first movie, I’m not sure that counts as “less impressive.”

Part Two

Aye-aye-aye III

The (Health Conscious) Pirates of the Carob Bean.

The League Of Extra Gentle Ordinary Men

A Leek of Their Own

Tinker Tailor Soldier Soy

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