Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Bravehat

The Wonk of Wall Street

Charlie and the Charcoal Olfactory

Tetrapussy

The Dark Knight Who Says “Ni”

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Batman Begins To Talk Like He Has A Sore Throat

Your Wagon Looks Just Fine That Color

The Mark of Fox

(Pretty much every Zorro movie has a scene where a guy sees a ‘Z’ slashed into place by a masked hero, and blurts out a quick “El Zorro — The Fox!” But: who would actually say that in Spanish California? Seems like it’d be the less impressive “El Zorro — El Zorro!”)

Fifty Grades of Shay

(A documentary showing geared steam engines going up and down steep hills and mountainsides.)

The Fartist

 

(not a silent movie)

Mandrake The Stage Magician

Dennis the Nuisance

-“BB”-

Sepsis in Seattle

JAMES BOND WILL RETURN
in
USED TO HAVE A LICENCE TO KILL

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

Meryl Wears Prada

The Wages of Mild Anxiety

Kirk and That Somewhat Annoyed Guy

Mrs. Doubtful

A Ranger Who’d Otherwise Be A Loner, and That Guy He Hangs Out With

Crazy Guy Who Hangs Out in the Jungle Reciting Bad Poetry