Make Movie Titles Less Impressive

Parker and Barrow

“We unlawfully remove money from financial institutions.”

The Okay Santini
Low Expectations
Three Christmas Ghosts Scare the Hell Out of an Old Man

3 Billiard Balls Short of a Rack Outside of Ebbing, Montana

3 Sheets to the Wind Outside of Walla Walla, Washington

Indiana Smith and the Temple of Groom

Fried Green Boogers

1 Dalmatian

The Stick and the Stone

Off-White and some short guys

Full Mental Jokers

Spitoon

Ferris Bueller’s Lunch Break

Queen of the Darned

The Sober Professor

The Three Musketeers Bar (That No One Touched)

Slingshot

It Came from Outer Hebrides

Attack of the Hurtful Cabbage

A Salted Goober on Precinct 13

The Blue Pond

Nurse Practitioner Zhivago

The Way You Was

On Moldy Pond

Wisenheimer

Stutter Island

The Elegant Man

The Emaciated Dude

The Hand that Jiggles the Baby Buggy

The Quick and the Not Quite Dead, Might In Fact Be Feeling Better