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If you don’t hold your breath when you walk past a mirror then your evil doppelganger will escape from the mirror world during the night, kill you and take your place.

Dogs and cats can’t see in color but they can see outside of the visible spectrum. This is why they sometimes will react to things that we can’t see or hear.

Never look back into the woods after an unsuccessful day of hunting. You will see the animals laughing and pointing at you. If that should happen you should immediately sell your weapon because you will never hit your target again.

Never make eye contact with a lawyer or insurance salesman. The lawyer will steal your soul while the insurance salesman will destroy your mind.

Google, Microsoft and Apple are all subsidiaries of Wal-Mart. Their ultimate goal of total global domination can only be prevented by either giving up on technology altogether or else by wearing an AOL floppy disk or CD and shopping at dollar stores.

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When you have an injury, it can only produce a finite amount of pain, so if you manually make it hurt worse for a while, you’ll go through all of the allotted pain right away so it wont hurt as long.

Also, you can’t be convicted of murder if you do it while standing with one foot on either side of a state border on February 29th.

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Regularly fellating a man increases the chances of having a boy due to male hormones in semen, especially if you swallow. For a girl, go down on another woman.

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Did you know that if you peel a banana and the peel breaks it is going to be foggy?