Deep-fried salami and cheese sandwich with mayonaise. And instead of bread, Pop Tarts.
Hot buttered donut, topped with a fried egg.
Cream of Cadbury Egg-drop soup.
Twinkies in a (tripe) blanket.
spam fried in lard
what?
or, if you want some full course thing…
fried chicken with gravy and butter on biscuits.
follow that with ice cream and a nice sheen of lard…
…did i say lard again?
Breakfast S’more - invented on our last camping trip
marshmallow = powdered doughnuts
chocolate = chocolate
graham crackers = chocolate chip cookies
ick.
or…
by the way…this reminds me of the donut-burger
http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/news/?id=2723
(30,000 calorie sandwich? leave it to them kids in east lansing. sparty on!)
You know, I was going to post something very much like that…
…as a joke. Egads.
But for a healthy side dish, you could enjoy some crisp butter sticks. Dipped in milkshake.
Rachel’s trifle from “Friends”–Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? Good!
I love toasted buttered salt bagels with soy bacon. If you use the real pork, it’s the sandwich of death.
Deep-fried cheese with ranch dressing dipping sauce?
Oh wait, I didn’t make that up, it’s an appetizer on every menu in Wisconsin!
Crisco sandwich.
I personally like leftover birthday cake covered in honey. And I’m not just making that up.
With cream gravy on the side for dipping.
I think the only thing worse is if you took a bratwurst, laid cheese in the middle, then wrapped it all in chicken-fried bacon then deep-fried it. Maybe some cheese sauce, ranch dressing and chili on top. Fatal and tasty.
We’ll take French Fries, fried in grease, cover them in cheese & yes, gravy.
We’ll call it poutine.
And we’ll make up a mythical, fanciful land to serve it in. Where they swoosh stones around on ice with brooms for fun! And their coppers wear funny hats! And the Mooses romp everywhere! And we’ll call it Canada. 
Sugar-infused lard, betwen two chocolate cookies, and then rolled in batter and fried.
Oh wait…fried Oreo 
This came up a couple years ago and I think my choice still wins:
Take your chicken fried bacon and make a CFB Chimichanga Suiza with sour cream and guacamole on top.
Cream gravy optional.
CPR mandatory.
Hey, this thread is for making things up, but let’s not get too far out, OK? Phht. Brooms.
One is reminded of Homer’s space waffles. Waffle batter, caramels, and BBQ sauce wrapped around a stick of butter.
Banana split. With Crisco instead of ice cream. And Twinkies instead of bananas. Topped with bacon bits and a fried egg.
Batter-fried Snickers bars.
<insert obligatory food about Scottish food here>
Joke, dammit. Joke.
Blood sugar dipping. Need more sugar…
Fried Snickers bars - I couldn’t make that up.
Last Friday I made smashed taters for a dinner. Lots of smashed taters. 70 pounds worth of smashed taters. Smashed taters loaded with butter, cream and freshly grated parmesan cheese. We’re talking smashed taters that could clog arteries up to ten miles away. Gooooooooooood smashed taters. We could serve 'em along side some chicken fried bacon and donut burgers. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
77 ounces of canola oil?