Make up an unhealthy dish

Start with a half-slab of baby back ribs, ready to serve. Dredge it through flour, egg, and cornmeal, and deepfry it. Bury it in butter-grilled onions, then ladle on enough melted cheese to hide it. Just before serving, sprinkle with crushed cashews.

Sieger, I love the menu alone. It certainly doesn’t belong in this thread, but I love this description:

– “The Good Ship Venus”

See this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294802

A chicharon burrito. Heart attack after three bites. But worth it.

As for bacon, I’ve determined that bacon goes with anything. Well, almost anything. The one thing that does not go with bacon is an Altoid.

Oh, yeah, deep fried twinkies are good. Ice cream is a good idea. Whipped cream and chocolate sauce, too.

I saw this one on Cockeyed.com. They did a TGIFriday’s menu prank.

A pound of butter wrapped in bacon! :eek: