Make up your own collective nouns (fiction AND nonfiction)

A shagging of sheep

A_________ of virgins

A blushing of virgins.

A ___________ of VD patients.

A dagnabbit of VD patients

A______ of Jebediah Springfields

An embiggening of Jebediah Springfields.

A ___________ of porcine fecal storage silos.

A shitload of pocine fecal storage silos.

a ________ of nymphomaniacs.

A blessing of nymphomaniacs. :cool:

A ______ of flamethrowers

A blaze of flamethrowers.

A hurl of airsicknessbags.

A spew of Modern Talking records.

A peach of high-pressure sodium lamps.

A _____________ of scientologists.

A crusing of scientologists

A ____________ of closeted gay actors

A jumpin’ couch of closeted gay actors.

A ____________ of gingers.

A spicerack of gingers.

A ____________ of eggnog.

A spike of eggnog.

(or, with me, a phlegm of eggnog.)

A ___________ of juice boxes.

A stickiness of juice boxes.

A ___________ of noisy toddlers.

An economy class flight of noisy toddlers.

A ____________ of nipples.

A delight of nipples.

A _____________ of Vegas showgirls.

A plumage of Vegas Showgirls.

A _______________ of Muppets.

A handful of Muppets

A ______ of seahorses

A genderconfusion of seahorses.

A _________ of praying mantises.

A genulflection of praying manti.

A ______of Scrooges

This is fun

A humbug of Scrooges.
(too easy?)

A _______ of wedding rings.

A band of wedding rings.

A ______of syphlittic toads.