Make up your own collective nouns (fiction AND nonfiction)

A lapful of strippers.

A __________ of My Name Is Earl fans.

A list of Earl fans

A _____ of nuclear holocausts

A cloud of nuclear holocausts.

A _________ of hemorrhoids.

A swelling of hemorrhoids

A ____ of communists

A failure of communists

A_________ of presidents

A gaffe of presidents
A_________ of poets

a metaphore of poets

a ___________ of Canadians

A boot of Canadians. (get it?)

A __________ of Romulans.

A scheme of Romulans.

A ______________ of Klingons.

A kunning of Klingons

A_________ Gnomes*

*heh

A gneighborhood of Gnomes.

A ___________ of Santa’s elves.

A bustle of Santa’s elves

A _________ of Southern belles

A flounce of Southern Belles.

A __________ of good ol’ boys.

A Confederacy of good ol’ boys

A___________ of banjos*

*duelling not allowed

A twang of banjos.

A ___________ of murderous, rapin’, backwoods hillbillies.

A dickey of murderous, rapin’, backwoods hillbillies.

A ______ of condoms.

A bouquet of condoms.

A _____________ of sex toys.

A battery of sex toys

A_________ of turds

A blossom of turds.

A _________ of oboes.

A morosity of oboes.

A _____ of pimples.