Make up your own collective nouns (fiction AND nonfiction)

A veil of virgin brides.

A ___________ of car salesmen.

A great deal of car salesmen.

A _____ of nations.

A carry of nations.

A ___________ of suffragists.

A march of suffragists.

A _______ of 60+ year old Baby Boomers.

A Woodstock of 60+ year old Baby Boomers.

A _____ of Volkswagen buses.

A scooby of Volkswagen buses.

A _______ of closeted gay men.

A congress of closeted gay men.

A ________ of remote controls.

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A Bermuda Triangle of remote controls.

A ______ of ham radio operators.

A static of ham radio operators.

A _________ of tow truck drivers.

Yes, we get it, Elendil. Everything clicked into place. Proper groans, all 'round.

A Nil Set of nerds.

a __________ of club women

A cosmo of club women.

A ____________ of little old Jewish men.

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a __________ of club women

A tzimmes of little old Jewish men.

A __________ of electrical blackouts

What’s a tzimmes?

A darkness of electrical blackouts.

A __________ of Big Three auto execs.

Tzimmes is a stewed fruit compote usually served with meat. Used as slang for a mishmosh, an assemblage.

A scrounge of Big Three auto execs.

A _________ of Easter baskets.

A cottontail of Easter baskets.

A ___________ of Santa’s sacks of toys.

A misfit of Santa’s sacks of toys.

A ________ of freezing air.

A fridge of freezing air.

A ____________ of frozen TV dinners.

A resorting of frozen TV dinners.

A _______ of palm trees.

A basking of palm trees.

A _____________ of Corvette convertibles.