Biotop, you missed out
Planet of the Japes
The earth is now ruled by the bastard offsrping of the lame office joker.
So, LNO, how YOU doin’? 
If Chauffeurs ruled the world
Thats what I’d like to see
'cause everyone in the world
would take a back seat to me.
Planet of the Compact Fabios
Can our hero find his way among the less then foot high Fabios? More Fabio then you ever wanted to see.
PLANET OF THE SUV-DRIVING SOCCER-MOMS
Where everyone else is treated like they simply don’t exist.
PLANET OF THE SUV-DRIVING SOCCER-MOMS
Where everyone else is treated like they simply don’t exist.
Oh, wait. We’re already there.
Planet of the Fundamentalists! Bible literalists evolve… ev… umm… wait… damn. Never mind.
I might be up for seeing
Planet of the Grape Apes
animated of course.
Planet of the Napes
Each missing a small patch of skin which was surrendered for identification purposes whilst buying ants.
Sorry, it was all I could think of.
Planet of the Reality TV deadbeats
A poor astronaut, in a freak accident, is transported through time and space and lands on a small planet inhabited by Reality TV freaks.
They watch each other watch each other.
Will he get voted off the planet?
Only time will tell.
Planet of the Shadout Mapes
Linda Hunt returns as the leader of the Fremen who is reconstituted and goes forth to punish anyone who has made or plans to make a Dune based movie.
Planet of the South Park Kids.
Wherein Stan, Kyle and Cartman land on a planet completely inhabited by clones of Kenny. Watch for the big surprise ending.
“Oh my God! You killed them! You killed them all! Damn you to hell, you bastards!!!”