It’s silicone or it’s Jesus, Betty Rae.
Mock the glurge. It’ll make you feel better. 
Don’t feel silly, particlewill. My reaction to the OP was that anyone who could think it was intended to be taken seriously was a twit, except that it was intended to be taken seriously. I was waiting for hte punch line the whole way thru. I only went off on doubleclick because he/she/it commited the cardnal sin of not reading the rest of the thread before going off on a rant. And the rest of the thread was not exactly long and tedious, which is at least a bad excuse for not taking the time to read.