Imagine my surprise when I was checking my mail today and there was a brochure from the Geocentric Bible Foundation. I got an offer for free copies of the Geoncentric Bible 6 and A Geocentricity Primer. I opened the brochure to read:
You can explore their highly convincing and professional website here. I keep thinking that it would have to be a parody, but it doesn’t seem like it is. And I also keep trying to think of what crazy mailing list I must be on to have received their brochure.
Thought the teeming millions would like to hear about this fascinating (and mind-blowing) group.
If there was such thing as an inexpensive space probe, I’d like to see NASA hand over control of it to these guys and tell them to get it to Jupiter, based only on their model of the universe (no fudges). Crashed it, eh? OK, now shut the fuck up.
Don’t wear those you fool! The cosmic forces will try to ground themselves through your head to replenish the oil! That’s just typical of you sheeple. You’re being led by around by the Illuminati/Scientific establishment sworn to hide the truth about the electric sun and you don’t even care.
I still don’t get it. I never could, really, but the more crackpot theories I see crop up, the more frustrated I get with those idiots that can’t make the most obvious and logical conclusion, which is the simple and inescapable fact that the universe revolves around me. How is this not plainly visible to anyone with a functioning set of eyes? I mean, when I stop, everything else continues to move around me. When I move to a new location, the universe then revolves around that spot. Great Og, man, it must be the most obvious thing in the world and yet they insist on maintaining their own nutjob theories in spite of massive piles of evidence to the contrary!
