Making ice cubes AIN'T cooking! Die you bastard!

[Hey_It_s_That_Guy]

The OP is hilarious if you read it out loud in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy, particularly this passage:

Your drink tastes real good right now, doesn’t it? All nice and cold because you filled your glass with ice cubes. Really hits the spot, especially since it’s over ninety degrees, humid, and the airconditioner died yesterday. MMmmm. Cold drink, cold glass to rub against your face, you’re loving it.

Try it!

[Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd]

…My God, it’s true!

[Bearflag70]

@tdn

Gotta echo This Year’s Model on this. Do you really think that someone who would fails to fill the ice trays and instead leaves them on the counter could actually be bothered to fill the bucket? Or to leave the bucket ice for the kitchen slave? Nuh uh. I speak from experience when I say SBS will come home to the bucket and the trays empty and on the counter.

Make a house rule that making ice is not “cooking” and that it’s everyone’s job.

Why didn’t he ask you to make him the refreshment in the first place? Wouldn’t that be “cooking” as well based upon his definition?

[audreyayn]

My 'fridgerator can COOK!

[Larry_Borgia]

@Big Bad Voodoo Lou

The OP is hilarious if you read it out loud in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy, particularly this passage:

Try it!

Oh my god, that is funny.

[Larry_Borgia]

@Big Bad Voodoo Lou

The OP is hilarious if you read it out loud in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy, particularly this passage:

Try it!

Oh my god, that is funny.

[ioioio]

It’s too bad that hubby is trying to suck up and make amends, because otherwise you could “cook” the following dinner tonight:

Soup dish: A bowl of water with a couple of ice cubes floating in it. Salt and pepper to taste.

Main course: Ice patty (fill a zip-lock sandwich bag with water and freeze). Serve with a splash of ketchup or barbeque sauce.

Side dishes: (1) A mound of crushed ice, served with gravy or a pat of butter. (2) An attractive arrangement of 3-4 ice cubes with a parsley garnish.

Dessert: Ice cubes in a bowl, topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

Yum yum.

[Susie_Derkins]

…and serve it with a warm soda!!

[StarvingButStrong]

@laina_f

It’s too bad that hubby is trying to suck up and make amends, because otherwise you could “cook” the following dinner tonight:

Soup dish: A bowl of water with a couple of ice cubes floating in it. Salt and pepper to taste.

Main course: Ice patty (fill a zip-lock sandwich bag with water and freeze). Serve with a splash of ketchup or barbeque sauce.

Side dishes: (1) A mound of crushed ice, served with gravy or a pat of butter. (2) An attractive arrangement of 3-4 ice cubes with a parsley garnish.

Dessert: Ice cubes in a bowl, topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

Yum yum.

LOL! That would have been tooooo funny.