Making Love

[Musicat]

@flickster

But doggie style allows both to watch the hockey game

And you wonder why I have a TV on the ceiling?

[Reply]

Zombie bestiality facials. I swear the Dope gets classier every day…

[Ludovic]

Ahhh, they’re 2005-style “Death Chimps”.

[bup]

Well, if it brings Q.E.D. back to life, I’m pro-zombie.

[John_Mace]

@Loopydude

Observing bonobos has essentially chucked a lot of what we thought was unique about human sexuality right out the window, and revealed a few limitations of our own besides. Whoever coined the term “make love, not war” could have gotten their inspiration from the bonobo. Often, instead of getting in a fight, they do things like give each other oral sex! Not only that, they appear to be about as open to such displays of overt a placative sexuality in both homo- and hetero- couplings. They masturbate. They give prolonged kisses with lots of tongue. They engage in group sex. Females regularly initiate sex, even when not in estrus. In fact, it’s rare for a bonobo to go even one day without some sort of sexual gratification; it’s almost too integral a part of their social behavior to avoid! It may be the only sex-related thing humans do better than bonobos is celibacy.

Are you sure about the oral sex thing? I’ve read a lot about bonobs, and I don’t recall any mention of oral sex. Lots of genital-genital rubbing, though.

Bonobos are very trippy to watch because they really look at lot more “human” when they stand upright than chimps do. OTOH, their squeaky voices are more like monkeys than great apes.

[Gary_Robson]

@gobbldeegook

No- Its not a Fact. Benobo Chimpanzees, and Gorillas do make love face to face,
and yes, the position of their Hip and Thigh Anatomy does allow them to do this:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330619,00.html

[moderating]
This was posted three times, so I removed two of them.
[/moderating]

@KneadToKnow

You have to be careful when you stutter awakening zombies, gobbldeegook. Sometimes it messes up the incantation.

Just to explain a little bit of board culture to you, gobbldeegook, since you’re new:

A thread like this one that’s had no comments in five years is generally considered “dead.” When you added your post(s), you popped it back to the top of the forum list, effectively bringing it back from the dead and making it a “zombie” thread. On most of the SDMB, this is discouraged; we’d rather have you start a new thread than respond to one where the original participants may not be around any longer. In General Questions, zombies are tolerated as long as you’re adding new information–which is exactly what you did here–so all is good.

[John_Mace]

Fuckin’ A, there are a lot of zombie threads today!

[Gary_Robson]

@John_Mace

Fuckin’ A, there are a lot of zombie threads today!

(for those who don’t get the joke, see here)

[amanset]

@flickster

But doggie style allows both to watch the hockey game

X-files.

[SleepyDuck]

@amanset

X-files.

I see what you did there. Mammals.

[KlondikeGeoff]

@Gary "Wombat" Robson

[moderating]
In General Questions, zombies are tolerated as long as you’re adding new information–which is exactly what you did here–so all is good.

Oh, Wombat, Wombat, Wombat, what are we going to do with you?

It should be --so all is well, as I’ sure you know. Can a moderator moderate a moderator on grammar?

[Gary_Robson]

@KlondikeGeoff

Oh, Wombat, Wombat, Wombat, what are we going to do with you?

It should be --so all is well, as I’ sure you know. Can a moderator moderate a moderator on grammar?

Well, I guess that’s good with me.

[flano1]

Dear Og!

The zombie opener must be married…five years and no sex!

[chorpler]

@John_Mace

Are you sure about the oral sex thing? I’ve read a lot about bonobs, and I don’t recall any mention of oral sex. Lots of genital-genital rubbing, though.

I guess it depends on what you mean by “oral sex” – I’ve seen bonobos of both genders licking the genitals of other bonobos of both genders (generally in separate instances, not all at the same time, you understand), but not actually performing fellatio.