Better late than never, which is what you could wind up with if you don’t practice due dilly-dally before making exercising your options.
No, diligence is a kind of pickle, silly!
Remind me not to have hamburgers at your house, because dill is a brand of soap! 
Clearly you’re washing up with the wrong thing entirely, because
Dial
is a brand of computer.
No, had you used your computer correctly, you’d have found out that
Dell
is a shortened form of a German word that describes a store where Jewish people often buy meats. There’s sometimes a restaurant included on the premises.
I’m sorry, what? Since when was the Spanish surrealist painter nameddeli?
never mind
Dali wasn’t his name, it was the flowers he painted. Which now come in black.
As if! Dahlia is a woman’s name, and also the name of a store for teen girls.
Teen girls can be easily fooled. Delias is a name that one is known by, other than one’s real name.
No, kunilou (if that is indeed your real name) –
Alias
is the first name of Mr. Howe, who invented the sewing machine.
Sternvogel, you’re a stitch! Anybody with an ounce of decency knows that
Elias
is the first name of the recently-resigned governor of New York.
Governor Spitzer did nothing distinguished. Certainly Elliott could not be distinguished by its atomic number; that is, by the number of protons in its nucleus, which together comprise all known chemical matter.
kunilou, did you skip a meal today? For even Watson, when he’s not hypoglycemic, knows that elements are nourishing victuals.
Clearly, you have not been married…
Aliments are monetary support paid to a divorced person by their spouse.
(Ouch! You’re right, alas…) If I divorce myself from my cloudy emotions, I recall distinctly that alimony is one of the abovementioned elements, with the symbol Sb and atomic number 51.
I fear strange substances are clouding thy brain. Forantimonyis, as all men knoweth, shown by those skinflints among us.
Must have been something I ate. Or REFUSED to eat. Like parsimony, those weird white not-carrots.
It’s not
parsnips,
it’s a brand of margarine with a famous commercial from the seventies!
parsnips!
brand of margarine!
parsnips!
brand of margarine!
[thunderclap] It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature! [/thunderclap] And she wasn’t born yesterday, pardner.
Parkay is a brand they put on cattle.