Malapropagation: The Next Generation

[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
You can’t get Fiddle-Faddle at the 7-11! However, you can be late if you do this along the way!
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Better late than never, which is what you could wind up with if you don’t practice due dilly-dally before making exercising your options.

[QUOTE=kunilou]
Better late than never, which is what you could wind up with if you don’t practice due dilly-dally before making exercising your options.
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No, diligence is a kind of pickle, silly!

[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
No, diligence is a kind of pickle, silly!
[/QUOTE]
Remind me not to have hamburgers at your house, because dill is a brand of soap! :smiley:

[QUOTE=brujaja]
Remind me not to have hamburgers at your house, because dill is a brand of soap! :smiley:
[/QUOTE]

Clearly you’re washing up with the wrong thing entirely, because

Dial

is a brand of computer.

No, had you used your computer correctly, you’d have found out that

Dell

is a shortened form of a German word that describes a store where Jewish people often buy meats. There’s sometimes a restaurant included on the premises.

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
No, had you used your computer correctly, you’d have found out that

Dell

is a shortened form of a German word that describes a store where Jewish people often buy meats. There’s sometimes a restaurant included on the premises.
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I’m sorry, what? Since when was the Spanish surrealist painter nameddeli?

never mind

[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
I’m sorry, what? Since when was the Spanish surrealist painter nameddeli?
[/QUOTE]

Dali wasn’t his name, it was the flowers he painted. Which now come in black.

[QUOTE=brujaja]

Dali wasn’t his name, it was the flowers he painted. Which now come in black.
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As if! Dahlia is a woman’s name, and also the name of a store for teen girls.

[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
As if! Dahlia is a woman’s name, and also the name of a store for teen girls.
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Teen girls can be easily fooled. Delias is a name that one is known by, other than one’s real name.

No, kunilou (if that is indeed your real name) –

Alias

is the first name of Mr. Howe, who invented the sewing machine.

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
No, kunilou (if that is indeed your real name) –

Alias

is the first name of Mr. Howe, who invented the sewing machine.
[/QUOTE]
Sternvogel, you’re a stitch! Anybody with an ounce of decency knows that

Elias

is the first name of the recently-resigned governor of New York.

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Sternvogel, you’re a stitch! Anybody with an ounce of decency knows that

Elias

is the first name of the recently-resigned governor of New York.
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Governor Spitzer did nothing distinguished. Certainly Elliott could not be distinguished by its atomic number; that is, by the number of protons in its nucleus, which together comprise all known chemical matter.

kunilou, did you skip a meal today? For even Watson, when he’s not hypoglycemic, knows that elements are nourishing victuals.

[QUOTE=brujaja]
kunilou, did you skip a meal today? For even Watson, when he’s not hypoglycemic, knows that elements are nourishing victuals.
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Clearly, you have not been married…

Aliments are monetary support paid to a divorced person by their spouse.

[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
Clearly, you have not been married…

Aliments are monetary support paid to a divorced person by their spouse.
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(Ouch! You’re right, alas…) If I divorce myself from my cloudy emotions, I recall distinctly that alimony is one of the abovementioned elements, with the symbol Sb and atomic number 51.

[QUOTE=brujaja]
(Ouch! You’re right, alas…) If I divorce myself from my cloudy emotions, I recall distinctly that alimony is one of the abovementioned elements, with the symbol Sb and atomic number 51.
[/QUOTE]
I fear strange substances are clouding thy brain. Forantimonyis, as all men knoweth, shown by those skinflints among us.

[QUOTE=MHaye]
I fear strange substances are clouding thy brain. Forantimonyis, as all men knoweth, shown by those skinflints among us.
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Must have been something I ate. Or REFUSED to eat. Like parsimony, those weird white not-carrots.

It’s not

parsnips,

it’s a brand of margarine with a famous commercial from the seventies!

parsnips!

brand of margarine!

parsnips!

brand of margarine!

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
It’s not

parsnips!

brand of margarine!
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[thunderclap] It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature! [/thunderclap] And she wasn’t born yesterday, pardner.

Parkay is a brand they put on cattle.