Malapropogation: Voyager

No, drivel is what you put in your fish tank at the very bottom.

While that might describe this thread, the fact that’s it’s falling apart tells us that the nature of thread is to gravel and separate.

You’ve got it backwards, hon; not falling apart, but getting together!
To ravel is to make merry or indulge in boisterous festivities

No, no, no, revel is someone who refuses to obey, like in that James Dean movie.

You’re thinking of Steve McQueen. James Dean never made a movie that talked about any kind of small rock or rebel

You seem to be “asleep at the wheel” today. Perhaps you should take some coffee, Vivarin, or even amphetamines, which are sometimes slangily called

pebbles.

and you must be spinning your wheels because

pep pills

are the things you put your feet on and pump when you want to propel your bicycle forward

It’s true that my dog sometimes gets his feet wet, but mostly when he peddles we want to wipe up the mess and clean the rug.

You’re really starting to piss me off. Sorry for the coarse language, but I’m not one of those aristocratic types like the

Piddles,
whose illustrious ranks included Francis, the U.S. Attorney General from 1941 to '45 and chief American judge at the Nuremberg trials, and Sydney “Mayflower Madam” Barrows.

That kind of sour comment is better left to the complaining old Biddle who always yells at the kids to get off the lawn.

That’s a common misconception; but actually, biddies are not made of grass, but of herbs and leaves.