Malapropogation: Voyager

Nice try, but mongoose is the last car in a train.

It’s bringing up the rear, all right, but not on a train. Caboose is a child carrier similar in style to those used by Native Americans.

Arf arf, wrong. A papoose is a kind of dog, also known as the French word for butterfly.

Pardon my French, but that answer is merde. A

papillon

is a benign tumor caused by a virus and often associated with squamous cells.

Pardon your French, indeed! In the immortal words of the great Italian-American, Dean Martin, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie papilloma

No, That’s amore is a kind of scary looking eel.

Okay, Freudian, you owe me a new keyboard! :smiley:
However, I don’t need pharyngeal jaws to tell you that a moray is an interference pattern created, for example, when two grids are overlaid at an angle, or when they have slightly different mesh sizes.

I have no words to describe my disappointment in you for not knowing thatmoiré is one of The Classic Sauces, often served over steamed asparagus

My enthusiasm for this game is waning because of people who don’t know such basic facts as the definition of

morel,

which is “the state of the spirits of a person or group as exhibited by confidence, cheerfulness, discipline, and willingness to perform assigned tasks”.

Anything but! Just ask the Earps, the Clantons, Doc Holliday and all the rest of the bunch who were at the OK morale

The only part you have right is the “draw”! Corral is a software company that develops art and image processing programs.

Have you been smoking "reef"er? I ask because it’s a possible explanation for the addling of your brain.

Corel

is what makes up such phenomena as atolls and the Great Barrier Reef.

The only clue you’ll find in a reef is the sharks that hang out near it, known for their ominous looking coral fin.

Right nightmare, wrong body part. Your dorsal is what’s left after the Great White chomps off your limbs and head.

What a creepy idea for a wedding gift! A

torso

consists of the money, goods, and/or real estate that a bride presents her husband. It’s also called a dowry.

You need to sharpen your detective skills a little more. Trousseau was that bumbling French inspector featured in the Pink Panther movies.

No, you’ve got too much mystery on the brain…a Clouseau is a board game featuring characters like Colonel Mustard and Miss Scarlet.

No, no – a Clue set
is where you keep your board games (on the top shelf). Or your coats; or your linens.

Well, iif you stored such items in it, it would have to be a pretty big example of

closet,
which is multi-step enamel metalwork used to produce such objects as Ming Dynasty bowls and the plaque on the Anglo-Saxon treasure known as the Alfred Jewel

you’re so far off base, it’s an easy out

cloissonnee (because I cannot make the accent mark withthis keyboard)

is a historical landmark in upper Manhattan (NYC) where monks once resided (actually, for all I know, they may still reside there)