"Male river dolphins have been known to insert their penis into the blowhole ...

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Yeah, for a second there I was wondering if there really WAS a Gay Agenda.

Then I wondered if someone merely wants me to think there’s a Gay Agenda.

Then I found a website devoted to captioning cats and decided it was a better use of my time.
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Excellent! The cat caption website diversion is still working. We can save ruse 521-b for another day.

[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
Using your penis as a remote sensor and manipulator seems very weird, nevertheless.
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My employer certainly thought so, loudly and at great length.