Everything you never wanted to know.
Which, honestly, up until now was zero!
Now…I’m all sweaty
jarbaby
Nuzzle my CROTCH!? Do PELVIC THRUSTS AGAINST ME?!
I was born the wrong species…
Well color me clueless.
Please disregard.
DISREGARD? Now that it’s out there?
I’m washing my glass eye as we speak!
jarbaby
Well…
I did do a search, but there were 250 threads out there with “dolphin” and “sex” in them.
I wonder how many threads with goat sex?
or moderator sex.
And I thought plushies were weird…
Or felching a moderator.
Is it weird that I’m turned on now?
so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two.
My, my, my, I think we all know why he has sex with dolphins.
This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person
forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual
feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin,
since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an
honest husband would have for his wife and children.
Is this a real problem?! Are there people going around raping dolphins? The mind boggles…
*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym *
**I wonder how many threads with goat sex? **
Well, there’s always Scylla’s memorable story…
But, please don’t let this diverge into goatsecx, that horrid, horrid thing…
[singing]
They call him Flipper, Flipper…
[/singing]
[sub]Fortunately, that’s all I know[/sub]
I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be too afraid of the thing snapping my penis off, shooting it into the air with the sheer force of it’s vagina and devouring it with it’s many sharp teeth.
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you.
WHEW! Thank God for warnings!
*Originally posted by Mercutio *
**I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be too afraid of the thing snapping my penis off, shooting it into the air with the sheer force of it’s vagina and devouring it with it’s many sharp teeth. **
Not that you’ve thought about it though, right Merc?
I won’t start with the “dophin safe tuna” jokes… It’s just too easy
*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
***Originally posted by Sue Duhnym *
I wonder how many threads with goat sex?or moderator sex. **
There’s a difference??
*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
***Originally posted by Sue Duhnym *
I wonder how many threads with goat sex?or moderator sex. **
Not enough.
Well, I remember that other thread too, & now you’ve brought the whole thing back up again, dammit.
Hmm. That reminds me. I’m due for another trip to Mexico to swim with the dolphins.
And yes…Guinastasia, plushies are REALLY weird.