After reading this, I’m getting very interested to say the least.
Yes.
you are just scared of 14 foot ejaculations.
That is also correct, in fact, I am scared of any ejaculations other than mine.
Are we talking one night stand here, or committed relationship?
you could say it was ‘ships passing in the night’
You’d better think about breakfast the next morning. Do you really want twenty pounds of dead herrings in your bed?
Well, maybe if you’re ok with a dolphin, that’s kind of a silly question.
Pa love fa?
Cranky, are you saying that Pennsylvania has amourous intentions toward the fourth tone of the diatonic scale in solfeggio?
Almost. Except this was a movie reference.
I’ve been directed to some of the most interesting and weird sites since I’ve started hanging around here. And might I say, ug.
I see a padlock in this thread’s future…
Ah, sweet dolphin love… God I miss my carefree high school days. <sigh>
I see a possible banning in the OP’s future
Banning schmanning, we’re here to talk Dolphin Love
Topics of love and deep, true (though shockingly twisted) devotion have no room for talk of anger and fear!
…And I am a little curious, Molson as to how you found this… :eek:
Reminds me of a case here in Denver (no wonder they call it a cowtown) a few years ago. Wife found Hubby found having sex with family collie in garage. Man gets charged with animal cruelty or something. I kind of wonder how long that marriage lasted.
//random thought// Hot Dolphin Sex would be a cool band name.
Also, did you know that in Montana researchers have discovered a whole new use for sheep?
Wool. 
:eek:
“Mom, Dad…this is my boyfriend, Flipper.”
I’m with Carina42…
How the hell did you find that site!?
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward…
Several years ago I saw a clip on MTV News. It showed a woman in a pool with an aroused dolphin. I think she worked at the aquarium and was fired after being caught on the surveilance video.
Wasn’t there an episode of King of the Hill where a dolphin fell in love with Hank?
Or am I just crazy?
Be careful!