I hope in my next life to come back as a dolphin. Just so I can molest unsuspecting tourists at club med. “But I just wanted to SWIM with the dolphins”. Well it looks like you got the bonus plan.
I did not have sexual relations with that dolphin, Flipper.
I’d heard the stuff about dolphins being randy and a bit promiscuous. At one dolphin encounter in the Caribbean they joke about not stimulating the dolphins “unless you can finish the job.” :eek: I used to think that was funny.
lol I’ve learned long ago that every bizarre perversion has at least a few die-hard fans. (call that an early bad pun… you’ll see in a sec)
However, I think this site is just for grins. Case in point:
:eek: Sounds like a joke to me. Hell though, you never know. 
zoophiles. “Neither the human NOR THE ANIMAL…” how the hell does he know?
Hehe. It’s a joke, not that there aren’t people out there strange enough to try this.
Steps in overcoming masturbation..
The “cure” just a click away, from your friends at dolphinsex.org.
You know, that gives me an idea for a my own site - www.deeponesex.com anyone? Just have to get my camera. . .
Arrr… the site’s going to be delayed awhile, damn stupid salt water ruined my camera. Anyone willing to chip in for a water proof one? Then I could get that site running.
Dolphin sex? Pfft. Everyone knows REAL men go for sea urchin sex.
The site itself is probably a joke, a friend told me it was created by the same guy who made the infamous goatse.cx. While the site itself is probably a joke, I wouldn’t be surprised if the rants themselves were written by real necrophiles or zoophiles.
I knew of someone who had that fantasy.
Singing the Flipper theme song could make him blush. And get hard as well.
Different strokes for porpoise folks.
Well, it said “determination is the first step,” so I failed right there. 
Didn’t you ever see that episode of “King of the Hill” where Hank has a “dolphin encounter”, and the dolphin gets a little frisky?
There’s someone in my year constantly taunted about this one, after his revelation of the legality of sex with dolphins. I’ll be sure to point him towards this site 
All I can say about this is “Damn I’m open minded but DAMN”
I ain’t even touching the dolphin-free tuna joke here.
Uhm, thanks for the info, but I -told- you not to let people know I was interrested in this!