Ok Here is the situation. I am going to go by some pants ( a very bad idea since I was along, I should alway bring women with me shopping) Well I don’t find any. So I am walking out of the store and I some thing flashes out of the corner of my eye. I go to investigate. There I see a rack full of shiny metalic male thongs. Since I ofter compete in underwear contests I buy a couple pair. Now I am hooked. I found to company online and I just bought $100 worth of underwear. I have velvet thongs, lace thongs, see through thongs, flannel thongs. I think I fell in love with thongs. They make me feel sexy. The only problem now is that I have nobody to show them off to. 
Well that is my story.
Flannel thongs. Huh. They make flannel thongs? Does that seem contradictory to anyone else?
(“Just because I’m a flannel-wearing angst-ridden grunge guitarist doesn’t mean I don’t like to feel sexy once in a while, ok?!?!”)
Hey, etgaw1, how you doin?
I never really found thongs on a guy that sexy. Too much stuff to put in a little tiny package like that. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me…
guys in thongs…no. icky.
Kilts! Kilts are sexy. Thongs are…constricted. Unless the goal is to make me whimper “No, please let it out! That’s cruel!” guys in thongs are not my bag.
Ick! Those kind of thongs. :eek: I thought this was going to be a thread about shower shoes.
or should that be “bags in thongs are not my guys”.
Ugly
Two words:
**Banana Hammock. **
I had an ex that was into thongs - they’re not really my cup of tea, but he could pull it off. (He’s a competitive swimmer. Ummmmm, swimmers.)
Al.
Maybe it’s for people who want to play bedroom games involving Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song.
Or maybe it’s to allow a guy to freeze his :eek:ss off without freezing his b:eek:lls off. [sub](Can we use those words outside of the Pit?)[/sub]
Gotta go along with the masses of lasses here - thongs aren’t sexy. They look like you’re flossing your butt. And have you ever seen The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? “It’s like puttin’ two bowling balls in a marble bag.” But hey, if you think they’re comfy, that’s what really matters.
Maybe if you wore them under a kilt 
Boxers forever. I like my Winnie The Pooh boxers. Also my Tigger one, and all my Looney Tunes collection.
If the mood suits me, then my only other option is “going commanndo”. I just can’t see myself in a thong.
well, of course - who among us doesnt? In fact I live my life as if it was one long underwear contest.
And I am about to be disqualified. (Must…do…laundry…)
Redboss
Oh yeah, boxers are infinitely sexier than a thong on a feller (says me). Thongs have no real practical use (other than the afore-mentioned underwear competition, I suppose); boxers-wearing guys don’t really have to worry about panty-lines, right?
If your het, go boxers. Infinitely better. However, if you’re feelin’ 'em, man, go for it. Gotta feel good about yourself.
You know, I’ve never just been walking along, spied a rack of thongs and said “Oh yeah, gotta get some of those!”
I mean, even if I did another bare as you dare contest, I’d still go with my Stars and Stripes boxers or something. C:eek:ck socks only look right on Chippies. For that matter, unless you’re trying to earn money by wearing them, I can’t see the use.
Though, like the others, if you like them and are comfy in them, go nuts.