Man arrested for trying to take 95 boa constrictors on a plane!

<insert obligatory Smauel L Jackson joke here.>

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Well, OK, if you insist.

John McClane: Yo, partner! Wait up.
Zeus: Hey, hey, hey, hey, I ain’t your partner. I ain’t your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I’m your total stranger.


I deeply hope he didn’t try this on Spirit Airlines. They would have charged him by the snake, even in carry-on bags.

Did he try to conceal them inside a bag containing one plush Boa?

I guess the TSA is serious when they say you can’t take motherfuckin’ snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane.

Um, does anyone have a link to a news story? Or do we just make up news stories now for people to comment on?


Here you go

The snakes were found when the luggage holding them burst open on the conveyor belt. You can just image that scene. Probably lots of cuss words.

Just when I thought this story couldn’t get any more awesome…

No doubt - large snakes can be remarkably crude.

[insert horror movie screaming here]

runs around in circles

runs away



I would either be doing this or I would have immediately and irreparably gone into a snake-killing frenzy.

Animals should have 2 things: fur and limbs.

“Indy, why does the floor move?”

…and that means nobody else got THEIR bags for the rest of the shift, either. Splendid.

I wouldn’t take my bag until I saw them x-ray it.

[/horror movie screaming]


lost voice. going to take nap now.