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Snakes are prohibited from cabins on commercial airliners. “No reptiles or rodents in the cabin for safety reasons,” says United Airlines spokeswoman Robin Urbanski.
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If that’s true, how do they get the politicians from one part of the country to another so quickly?
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They’re only restricted from the cabin. You can stuff as many of them in baggage as you want, though.
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What about concealing them in various parts of my anatomy?
I actually did take a small snake with me on a commercial airliner. It was in a closed sock, in my inner jacket pocket. Obviously it didn’t set off the metal detectors, and it made it from California to Kansas to Wisconsin and back just fine.