Man calls 911 because he's hungry....

twice…and they think it’s because he was drunk.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_hungry_police_ride

He looks like he’s more than just drunk. Maybe if his first name was ‘herb’ or his last name was ‘weed’, instead of Dewer, they might have suspected something else.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?