Man charged with child sex abuse felony for video editing!

You mean edit a youtube video? Do most bars have that kind of equipment?

I see what you did there…oops, wrong perversion.

And yet it’s “Children be damned, retirees rule” when it comes to budget cutting.

What, exactly, do you think this story is about? What do you think this guy did, and why is it bad that he did it? Because your responses in this thread are making no sense at all.

Well, with the biker bar he would have to do the stunt in reverse.

Sing the X-rated song in the actual bar, and then sing the G-rated children’s song in an empty bar, and splice in the reaction shots.

Now* that* would be funny.

“Urrr… grrrrk… BIKER BAR! I NEED A BIKER BAR!

I see. You loathe simple justice so passionately and fear reality so desperately, you have no compunction about stooping so low as to suggest I’m a liar rather than face up to the obvious infantilization of society you benighted, vacuous, truth-hating cowards have wrought.

I was surprised by the coincidence of the scene in the barber shop myself, but the one thing we’ve learned about coincidences is that they seem oddly too rare rather than too common. Whoever says “there are no coincidences” is a blithering fool.

As the CSICOP links and FBI statistics confirm, if children were separated from the adults who represent by far the greatest and most dire child and child sex abuse threats they face, parents would never be allowed anywhere near their own kids!

You clearly number among those who should be forbidden this, too. Please report yourself to the authorities immediately.

I’m pretty sure that’s another rare Smiths bootleg.

Ah, the patrons of biker bars: The elite society of only the most discerning and erudite killers and distributors of methamphetamines and other of society’s more delightful products to children, probably even kiddie porn. Who else, aside from newcomer of course, would look to them as paragons of justice, taste, and virtue?
As aside, anyone else notice how newcomer utterly unable grasp difficult concept definite article? “EOD” indeed!

Probably because he’s from Serbia and still working on his English. Note his rusty posting here.

Don’t agree with his opinion at all in this thread, but I’m glad he’s alive to give it. :eek:

In that case, I apologize. He’s doing remarkably well for an ESL student.

This weeks episode of House did something very similar - maybe the lyrics were not the same, and house wasn;t singing.

But there was mention of an industrial strength vibrator - to children - in a classroom - intercut with two school age children almost kissing.

Where’s the outrage? huh? huh?

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Really? Mmmm, I wonder if the recent movie ‘A Serbian Film’* has made it to his radar; Now there’s a movie that at least that has some (well, loads of, really) content definitely worth being upset over.

  • Was this even released in the US? Probably not.

You forgot the fluffer AND the jizz mopper.

I was trying to dig up an unrelated thread and came across this one.

the guy was eventually sentenced to 60 days in jail, 2 years probation, 200 hours community service and counseling. Plus he can’t come within 500 feet of schools or anywhere people under 17 congregate.

http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/update-youtube-musician-evan-emory-sentenced-to-60-days-in-jail/

Poor kid. He was 21 and his life is probably ruined. I’m glad the only kids I ever interact with are my nieces.

I have a copy of Lolita (well, it’s my younger sisters, but I’ve read it). Which authority should I report myself to? Also, I’ve heard of an artist in the US country that depicts underage girls in sexual situations. Her name is Melinda Gebbie. Shall I report her too?

In the interview with Evan shown in the linked article, he gave a more nuanced answer.http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=15161498 One thing I’m really happy is that the felony charge he plead to will be reduced to a misdemeanor after the probation period.

He was really stupid, even he admits that, but applying the original charge to him was outrageous, and it does seem like his life isn’t over.

Am I reading this case incorrectly?

Two years missed at the age of 21 is like 5 or 6 years at a later age.

Everyone in Michigan should be ashamed of themselves, and I mean that.