He’d built a motorized bar stool out of lawn mower parts. The bar stool could allegedly do up to 30 mph.
Ah, this must be the Endowed Chair I read about at Ohio State.
This man wants to be Homer Simpson when he grows up.
Would it seem more absurd if you knew that people have barstool races? They do.
http://www.rocketbarstool.com/
“Motorized stools”
Man, that’s gonna leave a mark.
Cops pulled a guy over in front of my house last year. They gave him a ticket for drunk driving. It seemed wrong to me because he was on a bicycle. He was trying to do the right thing. He biked instead of driving drunk. The cop said too bad .
Yo yo yo! I knew you liked ta drink so I put a bar stool in yo bar stool so you can drink while you drink!
I want that bar stool!
What can I say? The jokes just write themselves.
That’s so yesterday.
A skidmark, to be exact.
But if he’s weaving all over the road on his bicycle, he could cause an accident.
Surely the right thing to do is one of:
- don’t get drunk
- have a designated driver
- call a taxi
- sleep it off
Sorry, I didn’t see the earlier thread; guess it had dropped off the MPSIMS front page.
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