http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/081403_ap_sn_barstool.html
So there.
LC
Yup
Yessirree Bob.
Boy am I proud to live in Nevada!
… motorised … bar … stools …
This displaces heated shave-cream warmers in my mythology.
Did anyone else think of Norm Peterson?
Wow, there was a story in New Zealand that was similar but worse:
So after sticking a rolled up newspaper in his ass and lighting the fart that came out the end as he steered a motorized barstool naked out of Reno, Sullivan confessed to having “had a few”?
No shit.
What this chase scene needs is a soundtrack of bongo drums and wocka-chicka-wocka guitar.
Player real slow.
Played real slow.
Andy, who’s a bit slow himself today.
And hey, I have a shave-cream warmer.
Or the “Benny Hill” theme.
It’s not clear from the story, but the caonical form of this stunt involves setting fire to newspaper wedged between the cheeks, not actually up the arse. Sans the stool (so to speak) the point is to see how long you dare let the paper burn.
Or so I’ve heard.
No, the flaming arse guy was in Tauranga, New Zealand, not Reno.
Gotta love the Kiwis. 